Cat owners will understand.

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Lol! That's the standard cat speed. Standing in one place while you plead with it to move yields between 160-180 wpm.

Yup! Immediately after the litter box. Wouldn't want that sweet, sweet litter smell to fade away before I put my rump right into someone's face.

My bunny tends to do that to me. I'll be sitting there and he'll come over asdfkjdg;ljpno weivf 93

Why do we let our animals mistreat us like this?

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