So... Hillary's emails, those don't exist, lets ignore those.
Hillary's deals with foreign countries involving advanced weapons, lets ignore those as well.
Hiring P.I.s to dump dirt on adversaries, oh pah, that doesn't mean anything!
Trying to take White House furniture with her when they left the white house, well, she put them back, right? no harm, no foul.
Illegally obtaining FBI files on adversaries, I'm sure it was an accident.
Firing white house staff to make way for her cronies, they probably deserved it anyways.
"Losing" billing records, ignoring tax money she owes, i'm sure those are just rumors.
Lying about this that and the other,she just, misspoke. Yeah, lets go with that.
Mysterious jailings and deaths of people involved with the Clintons, I'm sure it has nothing to do with them.
Scandals, scandals and more scandals! I'm sure not one of them is true though.
BUT, BUSH DID 9/11!!!