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See? Nobody wins. | "MEAT IS MURDER!" SAVAGELY RIPS A CARROT FROM THE GROUND AND BRUTALLY SLICES IT IN TWO. | image tagged in memes,college liberal | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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That carrot had a family :(
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First World Problems Meme | ONE DAY, THIS HUMAN BRUTALLY KIDNAPPED AND MURDERED MY HUSBAND. WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SAY GOODBYE. NOW I'M A SINGLE MOTHER WITH TWO SPROUTS  | image tagged in memes,first world problems | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
First Garden Problems
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WE'RE GONNA GET REVENGE! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
#carrotlivesmatter
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Awkward Moment Sealion Meme | BREAKING NEWS: SCIENTISTS DISCOVER CARROTS HAVE NERVES, SO THEY POSSESS THE ABILITY TO FEEL PAIN. SCIENTISTS ARE TRYING TO DETERMINE IF THEY | image tagged in memes,awkward moment sealion | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Carrots don't have a nervous system... Did you get your info from a satire site?

http://alum.wpi.edu/~wes/carrot.htm
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That sarcasm flew over your head, didn't it?
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SARCASM HOLD THE LETTUCE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Sarcasm? By definition, sarcasm would entail the poster has no fundamental belief in the literal version of what they are saying... I'm not convinced of that.
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I've seen this guy around on the site before, he doesn't seem stupid enough to believe that carrots can feel, and usually if someone is making a serious comment, they don't do it in meme form
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Thank you for that. I'm just saying, plants ARE living things, even though they don't have nervous systems and stuff.
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Yeah, it may've done me some good to look into his background. Then again, a lot of supposedly intelligent people believe in stupid things. Communism, thinking there's no link between dairy and CDV, thinking Hillary Clinton would be a functional president, thinking slavery was more persistent in the US than anywhere else, thinking affirmative action works, thinking Mike Birbiglia is funny, believing in religion, the list goes on for quite a while.
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LOL :) well played
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The problem with some front page memes is that commenters get into a long conversation about totally irrevelant things.
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I would totally bone Rhonda Rousey if she shared my principles. But, she doesn't. So, I'm stuck boning Mac Danzig.
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You have no sense of humor.
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Yeah, not when comparing the lives of plants to the lives of animals. When I go onstage and compare the lives of animals to the lives of people though, I get to tell my audience exactly what you told me. Not really, though, because my bit about the Holocaust survivor learning nothing because he was treated like livestock for 2 years and the first thing he does with his freedom is eat livestock--- that bit doesn't do so bad.
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K. Heres how to survive on this website: Don't use unpopular opinions. Have fun
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Sry to say but that is fascistic
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I shall saddle up my unpopular opinion puffin and do battle with you any day.
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Kk
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#Carrotlivesmatter
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Balls to you, ball jingler.
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RIP Mr carrot
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lol Pretty much.
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I think I'm about done vegan raging for now unless more stupid shit makes front page.
I'll post funnies again tomorrow.
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Funny is good. Besides you don't want to use up all you veganazi material too fast;-)
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Veganazi... I don't like the "non-factual" connotation that comes with that. I prefer "Ve-God."
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I think the dentist is a dick and should be put in prison for at least 4 years.
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Yes...
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Liberals are not the most likable people. They are always like "This shooting was because of the fact we are allowed to have guns!" Know what i think!? It's because of the shooter not the right to bare arms! The right to bare arms is good.
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don't even want to know about the broccoli...
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I don't "carrot all" about her.
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