Philosoraptor

It's the love of money, not simply money. As for one reason why they take collections, earlier in the same letter where he gives that warning Paul advises that "the laborer deserves his wages." Most churches have at least a few full-time employees.

Love of money is ds.

They spend, spend spend. Burning the money as if they're sending it back to hell

Given: i is the square root of negative one.
So iMoney is the root of negative evil.
Therefore, iMoney is the square root of good.

Next product from Apple: iMoney.

Downvoted simply because "the love of" money is the root of all evil, not simply money. The Bible also says that money answereth all things. We need it, but we are not to be consumed by it. I still love you, Philosoraptor!

Not to step on the joke, but just to clarify "The love of money is the root of all kinds of evil" (1 Timothy 6:10, NIV)
It's just a little different when you know how it's actually phrased....I did get a chuckle out of this though! Upvoted. :)

We can never get to the future. When we do, it is the present, and not the future anymore. We know that time is money, and since we can never go ahead in time, or in this case, greater in money, we can never get more money. Since the second the future becomes the present, it instantly becomes the past, we never have made any money, disproving money. We also know that money is power. Since no one ever gets more money, no one gets more power, and we are all equal. But money is the root of all evil. Without money, there is no evil. Since everyone knows money comes from trees, trees are time. We know knowledge comes with age, and no time is no age, we are all bankrupt babies that don't age. In fact, we should not exist. So why are we here? Aliens. Not Mexicans, racist, I mean UFO aliens. The only thing that is not impacted by anything I just mentioned.

In the end, Shrek rules all.

So true.

They are trying to rid you of evil!..or something like that they told me.