The crazier, the better and please don't lie

When i was younger i blamed covid on a chinese kid on our class (that was the first ever racist thing i said and i didn't know it was racist)

I guess i'm the most normal person here

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I saw 2 people French kissing in the hallways

🟨

I witnessed someone goon to emoticons

🔳

WTF 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Ik

saw a elementary schooler on xvideos on his school laptop (for god knows why he showed me that shi)

🔲

someone "released" in a milk jar and sold it

🟪1/2

wdym 1/2

Because peeing in a jar would be flat 🟪 but selling it gives it the half

its not pee its the forbidden milk that comes from men

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On the line between 🟪 and 🔲 so purple and a half basically

i flashed 4 school chromebooks with ubuntu

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which one is that

All your drinks are on us (look at the image😩)

a guy in my class in GRADE 7 got suspended for threatening to sa a kindergardener

wdym by 'sa a kindergartner'

how do you not know what sa is
its either sexual abuse or sexual assult

I'm too innocent for that crap but 🔲

Someone in my class called everyone the n word

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i got suspended for longer than him for lighter offenses btw

wabbabawabbabishgowabbabawabbabish

One of my friends threw a chair (not at me)

Tame compared to some of these other ones but I'll give it a 🟩

Pick a number between 1 and 3

1

Two of my brothers would commonly bring and smoke weed im high school, like once every 2 weeks, and they only got suspended like twice for it

2

The firat one i already said
But the second one is during high school, one of the gym teachers were arrested for sa'ing a kid

3

🔳 the one thing that pushed it to guest of honor level was the fact that they only got suspended twice

i got stabbed in the forehead with a pencil

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My best friend's brother once had to go to the bathroom so he asked if he could, but the teacher said IDK, can you? So he said to her "How about I shit on your f**king desk, huh?" And the teacher burst into tears like a f**king pussy.

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I'm not shitting you, this is a true story.

I entered the girls bathroom and then sum black girl (aka the school bop) was doing it in the big stall
White shi was dropping down like crazy

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is that good

so utterly diabolical that they don't even have a rank for it

So am I allowed in 🤞

yes definitely 😭

you get free ultra vip guest of honor access for life bro