branch is the best type of slashing weapon, deals incredible damage to a certain part of the body, perfect for incapacitation

the slipper is more versatile tbh, you can have long range, sniper like precision and can also combo it with a belt to make a devastating tool

bro has been eating too much bird food

nah do it old fashioned style, the slipper

yeah...that bih finna eat me the second he hits puberty 🥀