The Earth got cold, the oceans rolled
Volcanoes steamed, the bacteria teamed
The microbes arrived, and somehow survived
The autotrophs grew, making oxygen too
The sky slowly changed, the old world rearranged
Tiny cells combined, more complex by design
Fish took a dive, then crawled to survive
Plants hit the land, spreading leaf after frond
Reptiles got huge, evolution said “bro choose”
Dinosaurs stomped, while mammals just camped
A rock said “bye,” and dinos said “why”
Mammals took charge, their brains getting large
Monkeys swung free, then climbed down a tree
Humans appeared, and the planet got weird
Cities arose, despite all the woes
Now people exist, making stuff like this
