Dr. Gad Saad, a renowned evolutionary psychologist, has now officially classified Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) as a legitimate psychiatric disorder. He describes it as "a form of parasitic thinking where emotional processing completely hijacks cognitive function."
The symptoms are staggering. Therapists report that three-quarters of their patient loads present with identical symptoms: insomnia, panic attacks, and obsessive thoughts—all triggered by Trump's mere existence. These aren't policy critiques or fiscal concerns. They're purely emotional meltdowns.
The Mental Collapse is Real
One therapist shared a case that perfectly captures this insanity: a patient who couldn't enjoy her vacation because seeing Trump's image on her phone "triggered" her. A grown adult whose brain has been so rewired by media consumption that a political figure's photograph ruins her ability to experience joy.