Take It Where?

So I'm supposed to place the tablet in my mouth and then somehow move it from my mouth into my right eye? Does the person who wrote these instructions expect me to perform surgery on myself to accomplish this?

Obviously you have to put it on the top-right side of your tongue (near the tip, preferably) and make the tablet no-clip through the roof of your mouth and skull so it can safely reach your right eye

Mabye

no ur supposed to grab it in between ur lips then with ur lips throw it in the air and put ur right eye in position so that the tablet goes inside

These instructions are for lizards

Lift up your eyelid and shove it up there. thats how it works

Contact lenses: now in pill form

why is this actually funny?

I read ‘table’ the first time… these instructions make sense in the back rooms (reality is glitchy as heach)