Imgflip Logo Icon

Obama the alpha

Obama the alpha | There were 11 attempts on my life... But I am not a whiny little bi@tch! | image tagged in obama,donald trump,trump,nevertrump,maga,trump supporter | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
179 views 5 upvotes Made by carjaker 3 weeks ago in politics
78 Comments
5 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Could you list them out? That would help the dialog.
7 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Someone somewhere said something mean about her so that was considered an assassination attempt
6 ups, 3w,
1 reply
That would have been a lot more than WW Eleven for the mom pants president...
6 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Sounds like a Phoney News item to me.
2 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Cute you are one of those that call "phony news" everything that contradicts your view of the world.
Look it up, not that hard.
4 ups, 3w
Make the list I'll look them up.
6 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Bullshit
8 ups, 3w,
1 reply
It's bullshit. Nobody ever shot at Dingle Barry. FFS he didn't even get tough questions in the Hoax Media.
6 ups, 3w,
1 reply
This fairy godmother of yours was never directly in the sights of a weapon. Trump were.
6 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Finally the tax dollars going for something good besides left wing propaganda and gender studies in Africa.
5 ups, 3w,
2 replies
They are actually. But I wouldn't mind some tax dollars going to that and not fake foreign issues so the money can be stolen for bribing media for propaganda.
5 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Israel's been asking for it for years. Just took a President with backbone to confront Iran. Makes me happy.
5 ups, 3w
The US were looking for an excuse to bomb Iran for many years and both Republican and Democrat admins have paid lip service to it. It took someone with backbone to act on the threats and not kowtow to the religious theocracy that is the death cult of Iran's regime. I bet you were happy with Khomeini coming back from France in 1979 because your commies kept getting jailed by the Shah. Time to teach these terror supporters a lesson and they learned a good one this year. Finally.
5 ups, 3w
Pay no attention to our demonstrations of long range hypersonic missiles. Love, Ayatollah
5 ups, 3w,
2 replies
So the man on BSNOW tells you. They lie 100% of the time when it comes to anything Republican. Maybe you should wake up to the propaganda you are bombarded with.
1 up, 3w
Just like left media pretty much document the crazy stuff the maga do and say. There is always recordings of the maga saying the stupidest things.....works both ways buddy
4 ups, 3w
No. They pretty much document the crazy stuff the Democrats do and say. There is always recordings of the Dems saying the stupidest things.
5 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Here's another example from the EEOB that was restored with all donor fundings. You can actually get a tour through this part of the EEOB through your Congressman or Senators. This was all painted over gray by FDR and subsequent administrations.
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
What's you point? Trump said h ballroom was going to be paid by political favors AKA donor's funding and now he is saying we will pay for it. Can't you see he conned you again?
4 ups, 3w
No there are wealthy patrons who like the prestige of having their name on a plaque for eternity. They buy artwork and donate it to museums, they fund all kinds of stuff. Listen to NPR long enough and you';; here underwritten by Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, etc etc. Same stuff. Not necessarily for political favors, because it's all public, Obama, Clinton the Bush's, Biden- they all have donor funded programs under their watch.
5 ups, 3w,
2 replies
Donors are paying for it. That's how DC works. I supervised a crew who did the historic preservation of the Vice President's Ceremonial Office in the EEOB. The taxpayers paid for security upgrades after 9/11, but the restoration was all paid for by donors. This office was used by Cheney, Biden, Pence, Harris and Vance since we did the work. FDR had all the offices painted grey during the Depression to mask the opulence. We removed that and restored the original late 1800's finishes- all paid for by donors of all political backgrounds, not just GWB supporters.
4 ups, 3w,
2 replies
The ballroom was necessary, the East Wing was like a 1950s trailer house, the work space was inadequate, security and technology updates would have cost more with gut and remodel than with demolition and new build, not to mention taking longer. The floor plan was totally unworkable for modern needs for any Presidential staff, democrat or republican. It was a ghetto- designed and built in 1904 when horses were shitting on the White House lawn, Funny they didn't use a crystal ball to see what we would need 125 years later. They must have been stooopid.
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
So why maga senators are passing a bill to found the ballroom with taxpayers money?
Aren't they aware that trump is selling political favors to cover the cost?
3 ups, 3w
Hasn't passed, and most people think it's unlikey. To be honest, Lindsey Graham is about the only one pushing it and must have wanted more face time on TV. I used to have a lot of respect for him early in his career, but like anyone who hangs out too long in DC.... He's probably delusional about Presidential aspirations or something. What he's proposing is redirecting Nation Parks funding and tarriffs.
I didn't last a year when I worked there doing a historic restoration project. The place is sick. Everything I've been able to find out is there is a sense that Congress needs to control the security funding which private donations don't really lend themselves to. I signed a paper that I would not discuss security matters, so I can't say anything but, it's intense. Needs to be that way no matter who is the Prez. Keep in mind every foreign dignitary that visits DC get's our security detail too. It's pretty important.
4 ups, 3w
We are not paying for it. Another Democrat lie.
3 ups, 3w
I found a pledge list of donors online at it totals over $400 million- they still need to buy paper plates and napkins, so the extra will come in handy, and now I can't find the link to post for you to check it out. For some reason it's not showing up in my history. If I find It I'll post so you can check it out and we can compare notes.
4 ups, 3w
The donors have put the money up front. Democrats have stopped the project through the courts. Stop believing the lies from the echo chamber.
5 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Hey carjacker, I asked earlier, so maybe you missed it, could you list the 11 assassination attempts on Obama? I can only find this on factually.co- "There is no single, official tally of "assassination attempts" against President Barack Obama."
Maybe you are confused by the difference between "threats" and "attempts." At any rate your meme is a lie, you aren't falling for communist propaganda are you?
3 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Sorry I missed it
Here are a few:

Oscar Ramiro Ortega AR15
Daniel Cowart
Shawn Adolf ...during acceptance speech
The FEAR militia...plot discovered by authorities
RICIN mailings in 2013
5 ups, 3w,
2 replies
Again, there is a difference between threat and attempt. A man tried to fly a Cesna into the White House during Clinton. Clinton was 1,000 mile away so it was a threat, not an attempt. Imminent danger is the primary criteria.
5 ups, 3w,
1 reply
BTW thanks for actually having a conversation, I truly appreciate that, it's so much better than screaming at everyone.
2 ups, 3w
True, unfortunately these days people wrap their identity in politics.
I personally think trump is terrible but for some reason people think that makes me a fan of Biden.
For some reason I don't understand there is logic behind that because I get called a Democrat every time.
2 ups, 3w,
1 reply
I would compare Ortega with the correspondent dinner on Saturday.
Poorly thought out but the anger was there.
Adolf plot was stopped by the FBI but I believe they had weapons and explosives (or at least weapons) . The intention was there but they got caught.
The ricin mailings actually were delivered but never made it to Obama.
It seems to me that the main difference is not that Obama wasn't in danger but the FBI and secret service were more efficient in catching the perpetrators.
That being said cook's attempt was way to suspicious, I still don't believe it was not a set up.
6 ups, 3w,
3 replies
Very true. I've met Trump twice and spent about an hour with him each time. I dealt with a lot of billionaires and he was different. I was supervising super high end construction and he was there to see our client. But I took him around the jobsite and he wanted to be introduced to all 25 of the people working with me. He asked personal questions, and questions about the work they were doing and the thing that really struck me is that he asked questions and listened. One of my workers had a young son about to go for some intense surgery shortly after that first visit. When Trump came for his second visit, I greeted him, and he shook my hand warmly and called me by name, reasonable to expect since I had been his tour guide, right? The first thing he said then was, "Where is Joe?" I told him and them followed him to where Joe was working and he said, "Joe, Donald Trump, I met you a month ago, how is your son?" I had to shovel my jaw off the floor. He then went around the project and called all 25 people by their names and referred to personal things they shared, and again, he asked questions and listened. I had been working with this group for 3 months and I still couldn't keep names straight.
If you understand New Yorkers, you have to be tough or you get bulldozed, you understand the bravado (what comes across as offensive) and the real person behind the veneer. If people treated Trump decently, they would be shocked at how well he will treat you. He's a decent man. I've read accounts of people in his administration and they describe the same man I met.
Read his Playboy interview, I think you can get it on line. He's saying the same things now that he said then, he's consistent, and he genuinely wants to do what is best for the US for generation, no matter what anyone thinks. How in hell do people hate him and Musk for exposing and eliminating billions of dollars in fraud and waste. Fraud and waste- and they burn Tesla dealerships and vandalize people's Teslas. How in hell do people hate him for finally dealing with a hostile nuclear threat? Unless of course they are cashing in from the Military Industrial Complex scam. In the past if we didn't like a president we gritted it out until the next election. We negotiated political wins when possible, compromise when needed and losses when we took them and we looked forward to the next election. Now we have people who want to kill everyone working in the White House.
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
What year did you meet Trump on the construction site you were supervising? Was this before or after you worked at the White House, was an amateur climate scientist who crunched 70 years of your college professor father's meticulous weather records, was a substitute teacher due to your multiple degrees, worked for 35 years in oil and gas, worked at the Nevada Test Site (located adjacent to Area 51), worked for a US based mining company that discovered the largest known deposit of cobalt in the world, was a Vice President of an economic development group in Western Colorado, had the opportunity to work with a number of former Presidential Detail Secret Service agents who did private security for clients you worked for like Andy Warhol, Carl Icahn, Mick Jagger, and Tom Cruise, owned 11 patented silver mines in Colorado, wrote a geology book, saved a lot of elk while tending natural gas wells in the Rockies, nearly died a dozen times, saved people's lives while working on the border in Arizona, zipped up body bags on people you could not save? The list goes on! Someone as interesting as you should write a biography.
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
I forgot the nearby to Area 51 one, that was a nice bow he added to that one.

Does he change professions every 2 years?

Did you see his comment yesterday about how he and his wife worked "just your standard middle class jobs, sometimes 2 jobs to make ends meet"?

So somewhere between the pauses in that resume that would make Forrest Gump and his illustrious accomplishments throughout the decades jealous, he managed to squeeze in some regular jobs that the regular folks work regularly.
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
1 up, 3w
Now he travels? He traveled all over the world with his jobs. His careers put the fanciest vacation spots to shame.
5 ups, 3w,
2 replies
Oh, mocking someone who espouses lies and is handicapped is really bad, should be assassinated right. We have a stature of limitations for a reason, a defendants ability to defend themselves against false charges diminish with time. The woman accusing Trump of rape made no such claims at the alleged time of the rape. Comments she made around that time contradict the charges. You demand due process for illegal aliens I suspect, which is deportation, but deny it to Trump. All of the false allegations against Trump are going to be overturned on appeal. Don't you see that he was targeted for non-crimes? Non-disclosure agreements are not crimes. Categorizing Legal fees for such an agreement as legal fees is not a crime.
Erdogon ruled MAra Lago was valued at $18 million, here is what local Palm Beach Realtors said-
But Palm Beach real estate agents who specialize in high-end properties scoffed at the idea that the estate could be worth that little, in the unlikely event Trump ever sold.
"Ludicrous," agent Liza Pulitzer said about the judge citing the county's tax appraisal as a benchmark. Homes a tenth the size of Mar-a-Lago on tiny inland lots sell for that in the Town of Palm Beach, a wealthy island enclave.
Pulitzer said the rock-bottom price for Mar-a-Lago would be $300 million. Thomson said at least $600 million. If uber-billionaires got into a bidding war, they said, a sale of a billion dollars or more would be possible.
The much smaller Palm Beach compound once owned by the Kennedy political dynasty sold for $70 million three years ago.
Now beside that, The bank accepted his values, loaned the money and were paid back in full. Where is the crime? A loan was made, the loan was paid off? That's criminal?
Look at who is making Trump divisive. Let me give you and example. Your are a pedophile. You eat babies. You are worse than Hitler. Someone needs to kill you. You stole to get the position you have. You are a liar. You hate blacks. You are a fraud. You are a hater. You think you are a king. I don't give a rats ass what you say about these things, call them lies, I don't care, that's who you are, you need to jailed for life, no executed for your crimes against humanity. How dare you expose government fraud! You deserve to die. How dare you stop illegal drugs from killing our citizens, you are evil. How dare you deport criminal aliens who entered the country illegally, you are a racist. You hate Brown People. You hate Black people. I don't care, just die.
4 ups, 3w,
2 replies
Now that were a spot on comment. Sane people have seen exactly what you saw and heard. No one had to tell us. We have eyes and ears and a brain to process that information coming in. I'll NEVER believe anything the left has to say. They've been lying about everything and trying to use fear mongering to coerce people to believe in what they believe. It just doesn't work on people with a clear mind.
4 ups, 3w,
1 reply
illegals have proven their disdain for the rule of law already because of their gang violence within US borders. Numerous young people have been killed by their violence and people who have been killed by unskilled "truck drivers" with bogus licenses doing things illegally because they never had to go through rigorous training nor pass a test and they drive like they were back in India. So the problem is real. And yes Liberals will make your kids gay. They've been trying to get their hands on younger and younger education to twist their young minds. Many a parent has discovered this and have pushed back. So that fear is real as well. Time to wake up to reality but of course your paid propaganda media won't tell you that as it would break their fake narratives that you seem to lap up easily.
4 ups, 3w
Bullshit, never said that.
4 ups, 3w
4 ups, 3w,
3 replies
Well at least I 'm telling the truth and not accusing everyone about being NAZIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11han Omar is grateful for clowns like you who let her disappear $30 million. You're so sweet.
4 ups, 3w
Legal Scholar Warns Minnesota Officials Could Face Prison for Welfare Fraud Tied to Terrorists

Appearing on 'Saturday in America,' former Justice Department official John Yoo called the alleged schemes one of the worst crimes possible, punishable under laws against material support to groups like Al-Shabaab. Investigations revealed hundreds of millions in stolen welfare funds from programs like child care and food assistance, with a November 2025 report claiming some reached the Somalia-based terrorist group through fake daycares and hawala networks. While federal raids have charged dozens and losses may top $1 billion, no state officials face charges yet—Governor Tim Walz says his team recovered $286 million and denies any terrorism links, as probes by Congress and the Treasury continue.
5 ups, 3w
Ah, reading for comprehension is hard when your foaming at the mouth all the time. Was deaf, WAS deaf, not am deaf. Big difference. Wonders of modern medicine. What a loser. Stop wasting oxygen and hold your breath for a couple decades please.
2 ups, 3w
Amazing they had surgery to correct my deafness. Oh, did you think all deafness is permanent, like castration when you transitioned?
5 ups, 3w
Given that you majored in Crayon Art, I understand just how hard working in applied sciences is. You don't have to understand the physics of coloring books, just look at Hunter's art for an example.
5 ups, 3w
Given that you've only worked as a Barista, I can understand your whiny comments. Some of had to make our livings with a variety of careers. And we even worked in different states and cities. Tough concept I know.
3 ups, 3w
Yeah some of us actually grew up on farms where we learned how to do more than one thing. I know you're probably trapped as a Happy Frappy Cappychino specialist all you life, wishing you had specialized in mocha instead.
NSFW
Created with the Imgflip Meme Generator
EXTRA IMAGES ADDED: 1
  • Agolf Dork
  • IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
    There were 11 attempts on my life... But I am not a whiny little bi@tch!