Surprisingly she told me a a year or two ago that not only was she not married when she lost her virginity, she actually did it a decade younger than me - which in my case was pretty late. And these people call me an Atheist.
_______________; My boss told me Friday that he would
pay me to attend the No Kings Rally
downtown. I told him I wouldn't fit in.
He said,
"Wear a rainbow colored speedo."
I told him I couldn't because they
would know I'm a Trump supporter.
He said, "How?"
I said, "If I wear a speedo they
would know I'm a conservative
because I have a dick."
Everyone in the office started
cracking up--except the boss!
