Scientists to this day don't know how the Great Pyramids were built. Little do they know that Chuck Norris was the one who helped the ancient Egyptians all along
rest in peace Chuck Norris,postscript: maybe we can rename the Budapest Megyeri Bridge to Chuck Norris Bridge in his memory, which we voted for earlier, but unfortunately it did not become valid due to Hungarian laws
I always thought that chuck Norris was that one bald guy that thinks he's better than everyone else and then I realized I'd mixed him up with Andrew Tate all my life
my family was talking about this in our group chat, when by brother texted "chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, but death was afraid to tell him until now."
On March 19th, 2026, tragic news hit the internet: Famous actor and meme legend Chuck Norris passed away at age 86. To honor his life and his legacy, have some Chuck Norris jokes. Chuck Norris once played Minecraft. He looted 20 villages, killed all the bosses, and built a base that reached height limit. Then the game finished loading. Chuck Norris built the hospital that he was born in; When Chuck Norris moved out of home, he told his father: "Now you're the man in the house"; Someone once told Chuck Norris that nothing can defeat him. So he hunted Nothing and killed him. Fly high, internet king 🫡
