"You have horses, what were you thinking!?"

This is not a silly meme, this is an awesome meme.

Thank you very much!

The soviets probably feared their leadership more than the Germans feared them 💀

Everybody feared the Soviets. Even the Soviets. Hence why they all ran west as the Soviet Union collapsed under the weight of its own inhunane stupidity.

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Yes, like the famous battle of the Dunkirk. Gosh, 'twas glorious.

Middle of the night, as the Germans were about to approach the next day after they woke up, the British got on little rafts and fled the Dunkirk. And when the Germans got to the Dunkirk the next day, the Dunkirk was empty. It was a turning point in the war because of Dunkirk was empty.

The rest of the war they hunkered down in the Tunnel which for some reason is miles underground while London was getting obliterated.

Perhaps if they were told that the Germans were Asian villagers that had to be massacred in order to acquire exotic spices that to date the British still have not used in what has got to be the blandest food on the planet, the British might have fought back. But alas, they had to wait for the Bloo'y Yanks to rescue them.

Then after the war was over, there were so many guns left, that the villagers that the British used to shoot like rubber duckies in a bucket for target practice were now able to shoot back, and so the sun set on that empire. Ok, tbf, part of that was a deal that Roosevelt made with Churchill that in order to save his ass the Brits had to give up the colonies, but it sure took them a few decades to do so with a few bullets to the head, so there was that.

Ah yes the Gerries won themselves a wee victory at Dunkirk.
Remind me, how did that work out for old Hitler in the end?

Londoners hid underground from the Luftwaffe. The rest if us didn't have the luxury of cover. At all.
The Luftwaffe regretted that when the RAF smashed them to bits and chased them off.

Asian villagers? Like in Vietnam where Britain achieved all our goals without civilian bloodshed? Surely you yanks can show us how it's done when your soldiers massacred countless villages and got chased off by the North Vietnamese. You sure showed us, Tommy.

As for all the guns dropped, not to worry we went back and picked them all back up. We even picked up all the dropped Nazi guns after we booted them out of France.

I know our success makes you very insecure, yank. Can I offer you some tea to calm you? Or will you throw a huff and toss it in a river again and go crying to France and Spain to fight your battles for you again?

All those places highlighted in red are our good friends. It's nice to have friends.

The rest didn't have the luxury of cover? There goes that crucial mutton & ale industry.

There was still an RAF? Bet they did it all themselves too, huh? Just had to wait for the Americans to get there so they can show off, right?

Vietnam? Is that near the Islas Malvinas? phew, that was a close one. Londoners rioting in the streets, literally, rioting, because the bloo'y Yanks didn't come to the rescue. Weren't even 2,000 people living in the Falklands at the time, and the British needed America to come change their nappies that they crapped in thanks to the fearsome (and previously unknown) Argentine Armada. Thank goodness the UK didn't try to take British Honduras back.

Oh, that's right, Vietnam, part of France's Indochine? Wasn't le Indochine France's? The Brits were wise to stay out of that one. Frig, even New Zealand fought in that one. New Zealand. The British were still recovering from Hitler. Vietnam, is that anywhere near the British Straits Settlements? How's that been going lately?

But not all is lost. There may be no more British Empire, but there still is a United Kingdom (take that, ya two counties in Northern Ireland!), and a Great Britain, which, in addition to England includes their servile lackeys - the Welsh and the Scottish. Nothing says English supremacy like Scotlandians taking pride in being subjugated peasants taking pleasure in bowing to their English Lords, with an occasional cheer for that Mad Max guy saying "They may take out wives, sheep, and whiskey, but they'll never take our freedom," something like that. Whatever happened to him? I got to go check out that movie someday on the YouTubes.

Amazing everything you just said was either wrong or irrelevant to what was being discussed.
But I'll give you a quick history lesson because I have a life to live and you need the spare time to argue political pantomime with liberals.

The RAF beat the Luftwaffe. That means we won the battle of Britain, the Nazis lost.

We never required your help. You yanks were however unanimously on our side against the Argies illegitimate attempts to steal land that was never theres. Ever. Cheers!
Britons were the first humans to settle the Falklands, its ours. I'll tell you what my people have been telling would-be conquerors for 2,100+ years: "Stay away from my rock pile!"

We are generous and slowly give back lands we civilised after bringing others up to speed and improving their lives. We have a LOT of friends because of this.
We achieved our goals in Vietnam. You (Anericans) unambiguously lost.

There is no such concept of English supremacy over everyone else except in the shallow minds of bigots or foreigners who get their idea of British history by watching Braveheart.
It's not England strongarming the rest of the Union.
Its Westminster vs the subjects.

As for William Wallace (not Mel Gibson) he was martyred, and his execution mobilised us Scots to take the fight back another would-be conquerers following Robert The Bruce and we *Drum Roll*

Won. We gained our independence and went on to create the UK. T'was the idea of us Scots. It's our creation - we can chose to break it up.

The RAF couldn't beat a fly without us there to swat them away. To this day the UK is still issuing coins to commemorate that one single battle. Dunkirk, the Battle of Britain, and D-Day. World War II reduced to three battles so the British can feel like they actually did something to fight for themselvea. Other than hide. And Dunkirk was just an evacuation. An evacuation. Dunkirk was an evacuation.

The French were first Europeans to settle in the Falklands.

Native American from Patagonia had arrived thousands years prior. The Falklands wolf? Those were the descendants of pets from another canine species they had brought there.

Churchill made a deal with Roosevelt. In exchange for the United States of America coming in to rescue England, they would have to relieve its colonial holdings from slavery. Who would thunk the decline would have been so rapid without stolemn resources to keep Britain afloat.

In a couple of generations, all that shall be left of England will be Greater London. Their motto is going to be, "At least we're still bigger than the Isle of Wight"

Yeah, that Braveheart guy. He really showed 'em. By losing.
Eh, losing is a story that Scots have been rehearsing for 2,000 years.

But alas, you are not they and you are not this "we" you keep referring to. You're Greek now, remember? Before that you said you were Iranian, complete with Khomeini's Turkish "pointed eyebrows." Before that you said you were Italian. Before that you said German. You're everything but you. I detect Slav (Serb), but who am I to say?

'Tis an endeavor most worthwhile. No doubt there's an identity to be found out there somewhere.

We flew on our own in the battle of Britain, cheers!

Brits were the first to set foot on the Falklands. Hence the name Falklands.

No other humans ever laid eyes on the Falklands let alone settle before we did.

Wallace is a symbol of resistance. A symbol that led us to absolute victory shortly after his martyrdom.

I have this thing called a family tree. This might come as news to you but there are mo 100%pure bloodlines. The Roman made sure of that with their multicultural empire. Half my family is Native Scotti-Irish, the other half are all over the Mediterranean but mainly Hellenic. Not a difficult concept to understand.

Identity to be found? We founded identity itself. But me as an individual I am a proud Scot who contributes much to my nation and keeps our traditions alive. Cheers!

[Replying thus here since I'm comment banned over on msmg for not even breaking stream rules but oh well, not to worry. It's not the end of the world.]

Bloody hell you write a whole novel because YOU broke the rules and paid the price.

Och aye, poor wee mister hard done to. Woe is you, everything's a conspiracy against you because you're just so important.

Because in the priorities of done secret underground cult, terminally online debatebros are a top priority to silence.

Go heal, babe.

You're commenting here about who the heck knows what because you were banned from another stream because I broke the rules? Sure, ok.

Yeah, I am important, aren't I?

You forgot the thing that you yourself posted?

I posted a lot..... well, I posted some. Yesterday.

You're probably referring to that thing involving your buddy.
I imagine that could've been somewhat disconcerting for some to read.

You went out of your way to get involved in a situation that didn't concern you to annoy somebody who left you alone.

You chimed in. Unless there's an invitation you were given that I haven't seen lying on the floor somewhere.

Then you once again went out of your way to harass a user on a mental health stream and were put in a timeout for breaking the rules and spreading negativity.

YOU then went on to write a novel about how you're so hard done to. And before you call me a hypocrite, I never complained about the ban, only stated a fact and I called out actual TOS violations.

And yes you post... a LOT.

How sad. You should have kept it to be a private chat.
I'm not even going to ask which one of those was your nth alt.

Or just don't butt in where you're not welcome. That would save you from getting booted out. And spare the rest of us an entire essay about how you're a victim of a conspiracy.

Or tell your buddy I post if I want. As I see fit. As always.
Sad, innit?

Och aye gis a deid language. Bonny ae few million that speak it.

Away ein' bile yer heid. Yer nae funny wae yer 'nae'n' it me big yin.

If your idea of my native language is making horse noises then go ahead and believe that. Nae c**ts gonnie gie tae fecks wit a windae licker says.

Haven't you got a hippie crusade to embark on in the politics stream? Now off you pop, sunshine.

Only if you accept that he can also post whenever and whatever to whomever he wants (including to you) as well.

Or maybe just don't pick arguments if you can't handle the backlash. It would save your fingers the trouble of typing out a Shakespearean novel about how everybody mistreats you.

You poor wee soul ye.

(Btw we Scots use the slang 'intit' in common English verbiage. 'Innit' is English speak.) If there's anything else you'd like me to educate you on just raise your hand.

Hey, it would appear that I missed a couple of his comments. Thanks for letting me know to look. I replied to them now.

I nae canae saynae nae naethinae inae fakenae Scootishnae.

Language is dead, just add an "nae" to everything and pretend its kool kidz klu ancient Scot slang.

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