Go ask them if they want to be the 51st state and they'll tell you no they like all the benefits of U.S. protection and then they'll turn right around and tell you how much America sucks
IT’S ONLY NATURAL THAT A MIGHTY REPUBLIC THAT HAS ENDURED FOR 250 YEARS; SHOULD EVENTUALLY BE RULED BY A LOW IQ PUERTO RICAN COCKTAIL WAITRESS WITH A SQUEAKY VOICE