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You should realize that Communism and Islamism are mutually irreconcilable.
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Exactly! The communists are so stupid they think they can use islam to achieve their goals and then they'll eliminate the muslim element. Boy howdy, won't they be surprised when they find out what real zeal is. Islam will lie, cheat, steal- whatever it takes to eliminate EVERYONE who refuses to submit to alluh. Won't those LGBTQUIA+ from the river to the sea dupes be surprised when their skulls crash into the pavement below multi-story buildings!
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The next piece to understand is that being a Muslim does not mean being an Islamist, any more than being a Christian means being a Crusader. My Muslim coworkers and my LGBTQ+ coworkers get along fine, despite the fear-mongering the right wing has levied against both groups. And American Jews know that the people attacking Muslims today will attack us when they get the chance.
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So you're saying you are all bad Muslims that don't follow the Quran?
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I'm saying that if we're taking the holy texts literally (hello, Jehovah's Witnesses!) there will be some problematic bits in any religion. A good example is the koan "If you meet the Buddha in the road, kill him." It is not actually an invitation to murder, it just sounds that way.

And, for clarity, I'm not Muslim: I just don't like bigotry against any religion.
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That's not in the Christian bible.
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Go read the bible then, and note all the places where it's problematic. I gave an example from a different faith to prove my point.
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There are no problematic parts in the Christian king James Bible. They've been trying to tear it down for over 2000 years and have failed.
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Well, it's a classic translation, that's for sure.
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It was done by the top scholars of the time and was a literal translation. Unlike modern translations that try to convey meaning but that requires that they understand the meaning in the first place.
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That's how it works until they reach a threshold of about 15% of the population. Religion of cough cough Peace until they become the religion of pieces from bomb fragments and hacking murders. Don't be deceived.
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Any argument you want to make against Muslims, try substituting the word "Christians" and see how offensive it feels. Then walk it back.
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Facts are facts. If you substitute those words the sentences won't even make sense "Christians are commanded to kill Christians" for example.
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So, it's been a while, but you might want to read some European history: Christians have been commanded to kill Christians a ton. And of course, Christian mullahs have often encouraged Christians to kill or persecute other monotheists.
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Christians were never commanded to kill Christians. Some kings commanded their troops to kill other kings troops, some of which may have been Christians. Christians don't have mullahs bro. They have a pope, bishops, and pastors.
Now the Roman Catholic Church has done a lot of bad things but they aren't really Christians.
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They are really Christians, and so are the many Protestant denominations that have brawled with them.
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No, they require you to talk to dead people otherwise known as necromancer or witchcraft. Strictly a sin in the Bible. They also require you to be part of the Catholic Church to be saved. Hundreds of other things.
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If you don't even acknowledge Catholicism and (I'm guessing) Eastern Orthodox Christianity as Christian, you must belong to one of the more strictly fanatical Protestant denominations.
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It has been a while, you might want to read some real history. Christian mulluh is in the truest sense of the word, an oxymoron. Your use of it serves to discredit whatever source you are referring to as authoritative.
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"Christian mullah" is a metaphor that I am using that perfectly describes the leaders of Pete Hegseth's sect among others: "Pastor Doug Wilson, a CREC co-founder, leads Christ Church in Moscow, Idaho, the network’s flagship location. Jovial and media-friendly, Wilson is no stranger to stirring controversy with his church’s hard-line theology and its embrace of patriarchy and Christian nationalism." He and his group are positioning themselves to copy Iran's theocratic revolution, unlike Mamdani.
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Not a metaphor it's an intentional insult and a perversion. Nice job of cut and paste.
Try this, it's a bit painful at first, but very rewarding once you get in the habit. Think for yourself.
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Believe me, I do. I get that it's frustrating to you that I don't come to the same conclusions I do.

If you want to see intentional insult and perversion, look at the actions of Doug Wilson and his vicious cronies.
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"If you don't even acknowledge Catholicism and (I'm guessing) Eastern Orthodox Christianity as Christian, you must belong to one of the more strictly fanatical Protestant denominations."

Nah, I just read the Bible where it says things like no longer needing a priest to 8ntercede between you and God and not talk to dead people and belief in Jesus being the only thing needed to be saved.
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Oh. Moral equivalence, the powerful debate tool of ambiguity. Let's look at all of the wars in the world right now. Hmmmm, seems the majority involves muslums. Wonder why that is. Hmmmmm, let's look at all the real genocide going on in the world. Seems the vast majority involve muslums or communists. Must be Christians behind it all. Hmmmmm, wonder who is behind burning tens of thousands of churches to the ground around the world, including the Cathedral of Notre Dame. Oh, it's the religion of peace of course. #Bring Back Our Girls. I think Michelle is still waiting for that.
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This sounds exactly like an argument for redlining, mutatis mutandis.
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