I never told you. I don't tell anyone here. It's more fun this way, watching them work themselves up telling me about a party I don't belong to and candidates that I never voted for and never even liked as if I was somehow all wrapped up in them.
But I have to play along, don't I?
The irony is, while they think they're attacking me and trying to make me feel bad about dolts I don't give a crap about, they're actually doing exactly that to themselves. They're their own worst enemies, and here I am letting them do it to themselves. A little nudge here and there and they're spinning in circles chasing their tails with their tooth bared like it means something.
It makes me feel almost sorry for them. Almost.
I have no interest in joining a party. Political parties are for people who find their own identities to be somewhat lacking. It's not like I'm way more fabulous than them, it's just that some silly corporation manned by con men who ask us to put them in positions to become corrupt millionaires while we sit around waiting for them to trickle down on us is not my thing.
No, Democrats have not done that. And you know that. And now you know it doesn't really mean anything to me. I took a summer course once and spent a month living in a dorm. A month. Other than that, I've always lived either at home or off campus.
If you want to hear about a segregation back in the 90s in Fordham University I can tell you about that, but I assure you it wasn't a Democrat thing. But I'm going to bed now so I don't have time to get into that. Long story short, Conservative Republican Youth school, elitist suburbanite kids at a sleepaway camp, like 80% Irish-American and the rest were shunted into their own wings in the dorms. Which is really odd because they supposedly have a lottery system for assigning rooms and dorms. As sophomore year approaches, you can select who you want to be roommates with and apply to the dorms you wish to live in in order of preference, but the rest is supposed to be a lottery. And yet it was segregated. It did make visiting friends easy, as mine mostly lived right next to each other down the same hall. As assigned by a lottery system.