You have to work to own a boat!

Be careful! Trump may think you're smuggling drugs with your boat and have the military blow it up.

Fake News
Democrats have boats

LOL . . . upvoted.

Yep. The only other option is to be born a Birkenstock wearing, tree-hugging, climate change pimping, cloves-smoking vegan, liberal trust fund baby.

Or it's that the white upper-middle class is more likely to own a boat and is more likely to vote republican