Sorry if this breaks the "Roastme thing" rule, but yea.

roast your cat? so that nobody in town goes hungry for a week? 😁

Roast your cat? Take the directions for roasting a turkey and add 5 hours to account for the weight.

Only cat to have 18 lives because he's double the size of other cats.

Meow Mix? More like Meow Max

2005: Grumpy Cat
2025: Dumpy Cat

I just wanna pet that cat

It's hard to tell from this angle but that's a common bathroom scale underneath the cat. It's maxed out.

Founder of Ingestion Anonymous - a support group for overweight cats. They have a 12 Fresh Steps program.

You can literally smell the Whiskas in his whiskers.

"..and the cats in the cradle and the cradle broke, under the massive weight of the cat... When you coming home son I don't know when, we will feed the cat then"

It could feed over 20 Asian children