Sorry if this breaks the "Roastme thing" rule, but yea.

Meow Mix? More like Meow Max

Only cat to have 18 lives because he's double the size of other cats.

This one's my favorite

Yay!

Roast your cat? Take the directions for roasting a turkey and add 5 hours to account for the weight.

roast your cat? so that nobody in town goes hungry for a week? 😁

This one was my favorite

Founder of Ingestion Anonymous - a support group for overweight cats. They have a 12 Fresh Steps program.

"..and the cats in the cradle and the cradle broke, under the massive weight of the cat... When you coming home son I don't know when, we will feed the cat then"

noice! 😊

Thank you !

2005: Grumpy Cat
2025: Dumpy Cat

I just wanna pet that cat

Fair enough.

It's hard to tell from this angle but that's a common bathroom scale underneath the cat. It's maxed out.

You can literally smell the Whiskas in his whiskers.

It could feed over 20 Asian children

holy, that’s not a cat, that’s a gas giant

That cats so fat even Garfield is ashamed

This cat would alter the gravitational pull of the earth

Nooo, he's frickin adorable!!!!!

bro is so big you could raise cattle on it

give it a few black stripes and it could probably replace in for garfield

this your cat li'l bro?

by any chance are u missing a chicken?

No way! Did you turn CaseOh into a cat or some shit?

*cats

big

who could roast such a thing?

your cat is cute

walnut