Sorry if this breaks the "Roastme thing" rule, but yea.

Meow Mix? More like Meow Max

Only cat to have 18 lives because he's double the size of other cats.

This one's my favorite

Yay!

Roast your cat? Take the directions for roasting a turkey and add 5 hours to account for the weight.

roast your cat? so that nobody in town goes hungry for a week? 😁

This one was my favorite

I just wanna pet that cat

Fair enough.

It could feed over 20 Asian children

2005: Grumpy Cat
2025: Dumpy Cat

"..and the cats in the cradle and the cradle broke, under the massive weight of the cat... When you coming home son I don't know when, we will feed the cat then"

noice! 😊

Thank you !

Founder of Ingestion Anonymous - a support group for overweight cats. They have a 12 Fresh Steps program.

It's hard to tell from this angle but that's a common bathroom scale underneath the cat. It's maxed out.

You can literally smell the Whiskas in his whiskers.

holy, that’s not a cat, that’s a gas giant

No way! Did you turn CaseOh into a cat or some shit?

*cats

big

who could roast such a thing?

your cat is cute

walnut