Sorry if this breaks the "Roastme thing" rule, but yea.

Only cat to have 18 lives because he's double the size of other cats.

This one's my favorite

Yay!

Meow Mix? More like Meow Max

Roast your cat? Take the directions for roasting a turkey and add 5 hours to account for the weight.

roast your cat? so that nobody in town goes hungry for a week? 😁

This one was my favorite

It's hard to tell from this angle but that's a common bathroom scale underneath the cat. It's maxed out.

Founder of Ingestion Anonymous - a support group for overweight cats. They have a 12 Fresh Steps program.

"..and the cats in the cradle and the cradle broke, under the massive weight of the cat... When you coming home son I don't know when, we will feed the cat then"

noice! 😊

Thank you !

2005: Grumpy Cat
2025: Dumpy Cat

I just wanna pet that cat

Fair enough.

holy, that’s not a cat, that’s a gas giant

It could feed over 20 Asian children

You can literally smell the Whiskas in his whiskers.

Nooo, he's frickin adorable!!!!!

That cats so fat even Garfield is ashamed

This cat would alter the gravitational pull of the earth

*cats

bro got garfield gasping

We couldn't get turkey today so I brought him. EVERYBODY EAT UP!

give it a few black stripes and it could probably replace in for garfield

bro is so big you could raise cattle on it

this your cat li'l bro?

by any chance are u missing a chicken?

No way! Did you turn CaseOh into a cat or some shit?

big

who could roast such a thing?

your cat is cute

walnut