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366 views 28 upvotes Made by Amfonee 3 weeks ago in politics
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7 ups, 3w
Hopefully it receives the death penalty, it's a pay per view event, and the proceeds are awarded to Charlie Kirk's family.
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8 ups, 3w,
3 replies
Super late abortion*
There. Liberals are going to love it.
4 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Planned Parenthood too... ready to go baby parts...
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Donald Trump eats baby parts that's why he had a stroke. Well that and years of stds from Slovenian porn stars and raping his daughter Ivanka
1 up, 3w,
2 replies
The only stroke he does is on the golf course. Except maybe a little handy from Melania while they watch videos of lefties crying over his wins
1 up, 3w
It's so easy to expose the vile leftist
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
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This ain't normal. He's having a stroke and you think he's fine haha

She can't stand to touch him
0 ups, 3w
Looks like the same "hold back that first retort " face he's made forever
2 ups, 3w
😂
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Another conservative who doesn't know what the word abortion means :( awwwwww for being so obsessed with that you may as well learn what the word means
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1 up, 3w
6 ups, 3w,
1 reply
And they use a firing squad if the convicted wants it.
But the Asshole only deserves the death of a coward… hang him by his neck until his bladder releases.
4 ups, 3w,
2 replies
Pretty sure there was a Persian execution method called "the boats" where their bodies were smeared with milk and honey, then they were tied up in a small boat on a lake with a second small boat being nailed upside down on top of the first. Then, they are force-fed more milk and honey, with the sweet scent attracting so many bugs (such as flies, wasps, and bees) that the victim's face is covered in them. And to make things worse, the constant force-feeding of milk and honey will cause diarrhea, slowly but surely filling the boat sandwich with his own shit, in which more bugs will crawl and reproduce. This will continue for days, until the victim eventually dies from sceptic shock. I heard from one account that it can last for over two weeks.

I propose we'll give this asshole "the boats" to send a message to anyone who thinks killing people because they say something you don't like is okay, regardless of their own politics.
4 ups, 3w,
1 reply
The apaches would strip you naked, tie you down on an anthill and pour honey on you.
3 ups, 3w,
2 replies
So I watched a video yesterday about horrific deaths in movies. One of the deaths was was a death penalty scene by electric chair. "Ok, so what?" you maybe thinking. Well. . .you know how a wet sponge is put on the person's forehead. This is to meant to conduct the massive amount of electricity straight into the brain and to instantly kill the person. . .however if the sponge isn't soaked with water guess where the electricity goes. . .
1 up, 3w
Another reason for using the sponge with water is to make sure the electricity is conducted properly, otherwise the person just catches a dry electric charge and burns. Imagine being in a room of spectators filled with the smell of burning human flesh. Not fun for anybody.
0 ups, 3w
The Green Mile, a not to be missed flick
2 ups, 3w,
2 replies
2 ups, 3w,
2 replies
You could just put the entire constitution up there because they reject all of it. Numerous conservatives have already said liberals and trans people should not be allowed to own guns, which is completely unconstitutional.
2 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Yup. And trump has been trying to find a way around flag burning as protected free speech.... And I think that bumpstock ban from his first term was just struck down by his own SCOTUS... etc
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Just as burning a pride flag is a hate crime; hypocrisy your name is leftism
1 up, 3w
There apparently was a woman who was charged with a hate crime in NY for burning a pride flag...... because 1. it was someone else's flag and 2. it was attached to a building when she lit it on fire.

Burning an American flag in the same way would also be illegal.
0 ups, 3w
Bullsh!t. Pretty sure it's you lefties wanting the 1st, 2nd, 4th amendments gone. Also ignoring separation of powers with an imperial judiciary. Stopping mentally ill trans from having guns fits right in your red flag laws. Stopping trans from having guns is unconstitutional but taking everyone's guns isn't- Trump trolling at it's best
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
So no bail and no punishment for certain person is constitutional?
1 up, 3w
Constitutionally it seems to me that zero bail would be impossible to define as "excessive" and no punishment could not be defined as "cruel". Maybe a different part of the constitution idk.
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