in the United States they will kill you if you go ding dong ditching

Previous generations of parents were asked, "Do you know where your children are?" Apparently that is no longer a thing. The Darwin award can be a brutal thing.

Gotta keep the gene pool clean. That kid didn't reproduce.

I bet his friends never play that “game” again.

So you were one of them chasing the jury bus, trying to influence the verdict?