“Hey mom, what is that big purple blob with eyeballs covered all around him and with his feet replaced by his hands and his hands with feet?
“Oh son don’t worry that is a person who took the jab, surprised he lasted this long.”
“I… feel weird… but that isn’t… stopping me from… getting my 510th… booster shot. All these side effects… they’re monstrous… but getting COVID-19… is even worse… it can’t be prevented… they say this shot will fix… all… side… effects, but I have… to… do… it.”