A 2008 Toyota Corolla, some raw uranium, uhhh a copy of donkey Kong bananza, and 12 zillion eggs

holy shit this man is a genius

Grilled onions, provolone cheese, pickles, BBQ sauce

mayo, bacon, tomato, lettuce
I wanted to add something else instead of lettuce but I knew I would get a "those who know" reaction so I didn't

4 bricks

4 more patties

Uranus

thats huge

A check for 3 trillion dollars, a giant mansion a pocket universe, cheese

a lamborghinie, a rod of uranium for yummyness, some presidential house keys and beefed up alien shi

semen

Semen. (I didn't say cum)

Remove the bun and patty. One cosmic brownie, one oatmeal cream pie, one pumpkin face cookie, and one chocolate Swiss roll

Big mac sauce, pickles, diced onions, and another patty (also the middle bun big macs have but that's not a topping that's just more bun)

I like big macs

semen

a newspaper from 2001, greek fire, cotton, and uhhhh dioxin

Mayo

And mustard ig

and what?

Or you could replace onion with 15 tax-free quintillion dollars

Lamborghini

Ketchup, mild cheddar, pickles and onions

Cheese, bacon, lettuce, avocado.

mustard