I don't get the whole thing with shoes.
I had a pair of shoes that eventually grew mouths.
I had a pair of boots where the bottoms get completely ruined so i tore them off and continued wearing them. (If my current shoes get ruined imma use some duct tape)

I am probably just going to use linux mint.
I tried using windows 7 but i couldn't install it because the partitions on my drive weren't ntfs format. (Yet the laptop originally had windows 7before i got it)

It's 3:00 AM

Damn.
I have tried to install 4 different OSs and i wasn't able to install ANY of them so i was just wasting all of my time. (Windows 98, XP, vista, and 7)

Yes.
It's happening, and it's happening quick.