1. Because Godwin's law decrees it and you can't argue with Physics.
2. Their logo has an eagle on it, just like the Nazis.
3. The first letter in "ICE" also appears as the last letter in the word "Nazi". 👀 Coincidence? I think not!
4. They wear uniforms.
5. There was literally an Indian brand of *ice* cream called "Hitler".
6. Britain protected Iceland during WW2 because it feared a Nazi invasion. Iceland has ice in it.
7. Germany gets cold in the winter. They also have ice.
8. Godwin's law. God wins every time. You can't argue with God. That's blasphemy.