Comrade, we still need...

There’s only one place I can think of where true communism exists. And everybody there equally has nothing.

Let me guess: the cemetery? 🤔😆

Nope. Think along the lines of Gilligans Island, but without ANYTHING manufactured.

THAT does not exist.

Comrade, we must not let the fact that this doesn't exist distract us from achieving true communism! We must outlaw fundamental reality ASAP

I for one am with you, Komrade. Down with the tyrannies of objective reality! 💪🤬 The revolution cannot be stopped.

Ah but achieving 'true' communism is not the trick. The trick is living under the miserable grinding poverty and authoritarian-rule terrors of 'true' communism during the decades before the fiscal pyramid scheme regime finally runs out of other people's money and collapses.

That or 'evolve' to begin including EVIL capitalism in generous doses just to keep economic heads above the floodwaters. It gets very tricky like that.

Ah comrade, that wasn't REAL COMMUNISM! We must not let the fact that it's a fundamentally flawed ideology which has failed repeatedly in practice dissuade our efforts to make true communism spread across the globe!

Bingo! A perfect rendition of their 'thought' processes.

Details, comrade! Details. Don't let the capitalist pigs cloud your judgement. Just teething troubles.

We are? So all that's left to do is work out how to make fire-breathing magical rainbow unicorns with laser eyes, and cats with superhuman intelligence, advanced weapons training and elite equestrian skills. See you in a few months then.

Define "true communism". Not sure most of us would want that. Or is this just for fun?

Someone might be a product of the education system run by Marxist Randi Weingarten.

Comrade, if I had 2 fire breathing unicorns, I would gladly share one with you. Each worker must have a fire breathing magical unicorn to ensure equality under true communism!

Fire-breathing magical unicorns for every citizen! Every worker is responsible for producing their own fire and shall not be beholden to the whims of global rainbow monopolies! Down with the tyranny of globalized unicorn production and fire-breathing hegemony!

Stay strong, Komrade. One day we will win.