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6 ups, 1mo
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5 ups, 1mo,
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There’s only one place I can think of where true communism exists. And everybody there equally has nothing.
3 ups, 1mo,
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Let me guess: the cemetery? 🤔😆
0 ups, 1mo
Nope. Think along the lines of Gilligans Island, but without ANYTHING manufactured.
0 ups, 1mo,
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1 up, 1mo,
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Good old Sentinelese.

No one's even contacted them though so who knows how they live?

Good on them.

I mean part of me is jealous cos they've resisted modern insanity. But who knows whether they're "communist" or not? Nobody knows.

If we even make contact, half of them will die from the common cold.
0 ups, 1mo,
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Choose wisely the economic philosophy you desire to live by.
0 ups, 1mo,
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If you ever find an economic philosophy that "works", I'm all ears btw. Communism doesn't exactly have a good track record on human suffering and everywhere it's been tried on a mass scale has resulted in mass deaths and atrocities. (I think Marx would turn in his grave if he could've seen what his ideas would lead to.) I think that ship has sailed.

Young people can still daub the Bolshevik symbol on walls if they want, but I think they're on the wrong side of history. It's pure fantasy, even aside from siding with an ideology that has killed countless millions, many times more than even fascism, which is saying something.

But capitalism as we practise it in a lot of Western countries also results in extreme wealth inequality and mass suffering and always ultimately leads to collapse when the poor eventually rise up and have had enough and then you get revolution again. (Lifting millions out of poverty, my arse. It's also thanks to advances in tech and health care that did that, not just capitalism. Same old trickle-down myth that comes with the capitalist religion. Spare me. More billionaires than ever while ordinary people go to food banks, do soul-destroying jobs that destroy their physical and mental health, and struggle to pay the rent even as couples working 2 jobs? In an age when automation does half the work anyway? You call that progress? Give me a break. It's 2025 and this is the best system humans can come up with? Pick one. Come on.)

Why does everything always have to be black and white? It's bullshit.
0 ups, 4w
Recommended reading: “Of Plymouth Plantation” by Governor John Bradford

Capitalism may not be perfect, but it’s much better than Marxism. Remember this, there can be no charity without prosperity.
5 ups, 1mo,
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Ah but achieving 'true' communism is not the trick. The trick is living under the miserable grinding poverty and authoritarian-rule terrors of 'true' communism during the decades before the fiscal pyramid scheme regime finally runs out of other people's money and collapses.

That or 'evolve' to begin including EVIL capitalism in generous doses just to keep economic heads above the floodwaters. It gets very tricky like that.
1 up, 1mo,
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Ah comrade, that wasn't REAL COMMUNISM! We must not let the fact that it's a fundamentally flawed ideology which has failed repeatedly in practice dissuade our efforts to make true communism spread across the globe!
2 ups, 1mo
Bingo! A perfect rendition of their 'thought' processes.
1 up, 1mo
Details, comrade! Details. Don't let the capitalist pigs cloud your judgement. Just teething troubles.
4 ups, 1mo,
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THAT does not exist.
1 up, 1mo,
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Comrade, we must not let the fact that this doesn't exist distract us from achieving true communism! We must outlaw fundamental reality ASAP
1 up, 1mo
I for one am with you, Komrade. Down with the tyrannies of objective reality! 💪🤬 The revolution cannot be stopped.
4 ups, 1mo,
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We are? So all that's left to do is work out how to make fire-breathing magical rainbow unicorns with laser eyes, and cats with superhuman intelligence, advanced weapons training and elite equestrian skills. See you in a few months then.

Define "true communism". Not sure most of us would want that. Or is this just for fun?
0 ups, 1mo
Someone might be a product of the education system run by Marxist Randi Weingarten.
1 up, 1mo,
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Comrade, if I had 2 fire breathing unicorns, I would gladly share one with you. Each worker must have a fire breathing magical unicorn to ensure equality under true communism!
1 up, 1mo
Fire-breathing magical unicorns for every citizen! Every worker is responsible for producing their own fire and shall not be beholden to the whims of global rainbow monopolies! Down with the tyranny of globalized unicorn production and fire-breathing hegemony!

Stay strong, Komrade. One day we will win.
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