Ah comrade, that wasn't REAL COMMUNISM! We must not let the fact that it's a fundamentally flawed ideology which has failed repeatedly in practice dissuade our efforts to make true communism spread across the globe!
Comrade, if I had 2 fire breathing unicorns, I would gladly share one with you. Each worker must have a fire breathing magical unicorn to ensure equality under true communism!
On the contrary, I have no interest in sexual relations of any kind; the very thought of getting into bed with another person makes me want to throw up.
Anyway, at least I don't rely on my own works for Salvation. I think it's funny how these religious Christians will say "Oh, you have a drinking/gambling/anger problem? Come on in, we're ready to welcome and help you." But if a homosexual comes in, it's like "F@ck you, you're going to hell."
But hey, believe whatever you want in that regard.
