Yeah but, dude, that doesn't make for good memes. Shush. It's an insurrection, okay. The US is on the brink of civil war, an invasion by foreign-backed militants, and imminent civilization collapse. At this rate, Hollywood will be a pile of ashes come Sunday and the ISIS/Hamas/Mexican/LGBT flag will be flying high over the White House by next weekend. (Not quite sure which one it'll be yet. Maybe they can draw lots, or take it in turns on different days of the week.)
Get off the internet while you still can before all the power goes out, secure your wife and kids in the bunker, grab your weapon of choice (firearm, pitchfork, rolling pin, e-scooter, whatever) and get out there and do your civic duty to defend your homeland before it's too late! The fate of the Free World rests on your decision and we're all counting on you to do your part. Choose wisely.
Don't let us down, okay? I don't wanna wake up this time next week and see the Statue of Liberty buried under rubble like in Planet of the Apes.
