biggest hoax ever!

No one ever claimed his ear was shut off. What an uninformed claim to make in this meme.

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His miraculous MAGAtard move allowed him to dodge the bullet.
Lol

It was a minor flesh wound that healed. Get over it.

Healed in a couple of days.
Showing he is a miracle!

I assume he got surgery and miracle healing cream that only elite have access to. Puns aside I'm not in support of Democrats or Republicans, no man or woman should be shot at or live in fear like that. Everyone who went through that experience with him now have to live with that trauma.

No surgery, cause he wasn't shot...he's a bullshiter on the world stage.

If a 70 plus year old man was shot at, he'd probably drop dead from heart failure let alone be suffering from trauma. But the character the world stage is delivering, is this false personification of a hero and miracle worker that seeds deep with conservatives.

You know about the Superman shirt he was wanted to wear when he came out of the hospital from Covid?

That is amazing.

Thanks, appreciate the compliment...Trump makes it so easy!

He's the gift that keeps on giving,,,

If he ever had a real wound he would be displaying it as much as he could to get the maga aroused.
He doesn't because he never had any.

Ahh, good point

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"...there was blood over...fight, fight, fight!"

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"Just a flesh wound boss...nothing a lil orange can't cover up!"

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"Y'all got anymore of em minor flesh wounds from AR-15 rounds?"

Matr[ump]ix

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When you get shot in the ear...for the camera.

hahaha.

Was that from Platoon? I only watched that movie once, I'll never watch it again.

Yup...the overdramatic Willem Dafoe overselling his captivating death performance in Platoon.

I dunno why, but I really like making fun of Willem Dafoe, especially after Family Guy randomly threw in skit about nothing creepier than a cigarette smoking Willem Dafoe under your bed.
Lol

[image deleted] I don't like judging people by their faces, but yeah, he looks like he was born for it.

haha, I just typed in his last name and this temp came up.
I added the X Doubt.

Redo, the other came out the wrong size

Check out Fred Trump's ears as he aged.