The 86 Fauxssassination Attempt. Because Trump is hip to the slang, yo

Lol! "Hip to the slang, yo"

He's down with it

Comey was on Colbert Tuesday night and explained it all in a way anybody with a brain could understand. Trumpers are still trying to figure it out though.

Aye, but that whole "Is it an address? Someone's son's birthday? Their login pin?" extended conversation he said took place between him and his wife seemed a bit stretched.

It's obvious he didn't mean anything about killing the guy, but between two of them not knowing what 86 meant for however many hours he said it took them is a bit hard to believe. Remember, this is the guy who single handedly sunk Hillary's election bid, the guy flips so much it's like watching somersaulting circus seals play musical chairs while on crack.

I can't stand Hillary either, but that would have been better than this bizarro alternate universe that Comey has visited upon us.

Well, to his credit, he had second thoughts and took it down. So there's that.

Which of course detractors will simply say it's an admission of guilt.
Plus he only ends up looking wimpy by doing it.

On the other hand, it's understandable that he really isn't up for a multi-million dollar lawsuit over a picture which obviously he's going to get hit with due to a fundamental lack of available aloe at the WH on account of tariff restrictions on Mexico.