S&P 500 closes higher for a fourth day in a row, notches 4% gain for the week

Trump: I'm gonna put tariffs on everyone.

MAGA: HE'S A GENIUS.

Market crashes.

Trump: I'm not gonna do the tariffs afterall.

MAGA: HE'S A 4D SPACE CHESS GENIUS!!

Trump : I want America to stop being raped by enemy countries like china

Maga : sounds good

Market crashes people are terrified of change , even when it brings a favorable outcome, so they panic sell.

Trump : I am gonna ease up on tariffs, however these negotiations are on going- we can't continue to make china rich.

Maga : Sounds good

The Left : "HE DoEsnT KNo WhAT hE IZ DoIng derpppp"

This is far more accurate.

damned if you do damned if you don't, this is why no ones really cares what any leftist thinks.