Thank God for Vice President J D Vance

initiating touching protocols

I'm gonna touch you

Wow!!! That is a lot of alts posting similar comments within minutes of the meme being featured. I’m flattered!

They are as original as all those liberal politicians tweeting the exact same thing.

No, JustHarley just made a post in another stream asking us to do this as a joke. We're all different people.

apart from modbot and mr smiles who are literally just robots and not people at all, yeah

I’m not a robot

So you are purposely trolling. Got it.

Can’t wait to see what happens on April 1st.

I'm gonna spend the day being a liberal on here.

That’s a good one!

It's not that deep💔
Learn to take a joke and not get so damn pissy about the littlest things 🥀

I think I’m older than the combined ages of all of these trolls.

the guy you JUST replied to is 18, i’m 13, 999 is 14, 32-bit is 18 or 19, several others are 18, one is at least 17, chronolinthmusic is 18, etc

Like I said, I have ingrown hairs older than all of you. I was in the military longer than you all have been alive. I have children older than all of you. Finally, thanks for telling me who (underage children) to block.

Dodger right now:

😂😂👏🏻

Like I said, “ I’m flattered!”

Btw- I think it would be hilarious. If on April 1 a bunch of people all over the country slapped a parked Tesla to set off the video recording, and the camera would have a close-up of someone mooning.

Tbh I don't care about what happens in America on April 1 because I live in Scotland

The trouble with Scotland is that it is full of Scots.

Huh

What’s a Scotsman’s favorite foreplay? 
Yelling “Brace yerself, wee lass!” before tripping over a whisky bottle and falling on top of the sheep.

LMAO

I had that thought about the Tesla auto record cameras before the current political environment involving Tesla

I don't get it. Is Elon the good guy or the bad guy?

I hear one group of people say he's good and another say he's bad.

He’s the good guy for the people who want cuts to government spending. He is the bad guy to the recipients of the spending cuts.

Ah, got it.
Have a follow :)

Thanks! I’ve Scottish ancestry.

No problem
Follow me back if you please 😁

the cool guys (in my opinion) (not the pro trump ones) hate elon

April Fools Day is a day for pranks.
Just imagine thousands of Tesla owners (even worldwide) getting a notification on their phone their parked Tesla was bumped. They open the notification and see a video of someone’s ass in front of the camera.

Look at the dates the accounts were created too. Most were within. Year or a few months of each other. It’s a Festivus miracle.

you realize users actually join at different times right

maybe we just wanted to do what one person did because she’s our friend?

Methinks thou protest too much.

Upvotes for all

we’re NOT alts bro 😭😭😭

So there’s 10 users out there, all with the same mindset, all online at the same time, who posted the same crap all at once? Yeah, right!

Not necessarily same mindset, only did it because it was funny and we were asked to

Oh. No problem. I’ll take the points!

W

you’re in the top 100 on the leaderboard you don’t need more points

Valid point.

its called the largest user created stream on the site

Then I’m even MORE flattered!

we all gon touch you

I boutta touch you

I'm bouta touch ya'

I'm gonna touch you