Demorhhoids know how to fix the climate

'stop buying things'
'keep what you've got'
'preserve'
-Things no climate change activist has ever said

'buy this product'
'pay more taxes'
'follow the trends we set'
'come and buy the product were selling'
-Every climate activist

Libs can’t even fix toast in a toaster, how does anyone expect them to do anything about the climate

Yep, that's the scam.