Scammers Dream

Exactly

Why do people want their hand held from parasitic clump of cells to gravel

To the liberals the government is their daddy, earth is their mother. Loosely using a leftist term. Peoples finances should be between a senior and their bank. The government should stay out of it.

So would these be the scams that the collective leftist-controlled FBI never actually did anything about?

Same F.B.I. that has always been lead by a Republican.

FBI and Irs coming to your door for church and $600 in your account...
Also cancelled.