WHY ARE TRUE AMERICANS EXCITED ABOUT JANUARY 20TH?
BECAUSE WE ARE ABOUT TO GO FROM THIS... "My pronouns are she/them! Don't use the wrong words around me!"; AND FROM THIS... "I am banning all gas stoves because of... uh... and.... so.... anyways. Is today Monday or Feburary?"; TO THIS, BABY! "I'm gonna buy Greenland and moon all the Democrats from a glacier!"