He's prolapsed and he's leaking,
His back and knees are creaking,
He's farting and he's reeking,
He's the worst that he could be!
His house is an asylum,
And the lunatics around him,
Are batshit crazy morons,
The worst that they could be!
Weak!
Meek!
Effete!
So get a fresh search warrant,
Some handcuffs, and disinfectant,
We're gonna see the one who's,
As worst as he could be!
