"Not even Noah's ark can carry you animals"

Bob Ross couldn't call you a Happy Accident

Nahhhh, bro that's diabolical

These are all so good 😂

Fr 💀

https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/1frfwkr/so_many_insults/

THE ANNE FRANK ONE 😭😭💀💀

"If everyone aimed like you, JFK will still be alive" 💀

That one is actually my favorite

"You sound like the type of guy to climb over a glass wall to see what's on the other side"
Naaahhh bro 💀💀💀

Dodging a coat hanger is crazy

that's the only one i don't really get
like, i know what a coat hanger is physically, but i'm pretty sure it's being used for some euphemism in this case

Same

It’s awesome you don’t know

tell me for hecks sake

This guy’s innocence needs to be protected at all costs

no need to, i've seen enough shit on my time on the internet that i don't really care anymore

You’ll still be disturbed by it tho

yea but again idgaf

You would if you found out, just don’t

smh i decided to just google it
it's either abortion or suicide, one of those two based on whatever crappy source i could find

on the last one
mirrors are glass tho
so

Shut up, you just wanna catch your reflection lacking

Stop defending yourself

is the coat hanger one a joke about self aliven't?