I'm going red and purple
I have, like, 6 dreams a night, and if you do the math, it's only 17 nights of stress
Purple is almost like a good thing! Two weeks of almost no responsibilities? Shut up and take my money!
Plus, if I'm in bed, I'll have more sleep. More sleep, more dreams. Dreams being nightmares, I'll have to deal with 9 days of terror.