Not hate, just the vehicle for the punchline.
If this is hate then so are bumper stickers saying "dog is my copilot". If only all hate was so easy to laugh at.
ACCEPTS YOU
JUST THE WAY
YOU ARE; JUDGES YOU; FORGIVES AND FORGETS; HOLDS ETERNAL GRUDGES; LOVES YOU
AS LONG AS
YOU FOLLOW
HIS RULES; LOVES YOU UNCONDITIONALLY; JUST WANTS YOUR OBEDIENCE AND WORSHIP; JUST WANTS YOUR COMPANY; ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
FOLLOWING THE RIGHT DIETY; SEEMS LIKE YOU MIGHT BE DYSLEXIC OR SOMETHING