Ok I just thought of this and had to make it

Would this be Data at an electronic store?

Data: I'd only do it as a joke. I already have a better usb
*Points at sap*

*LAUGHTER*

Oh no

Headcanon: usb ports and other types of plugs are common innuendos among most robots

Makes sense tho

What is innuendos

Sexual implications using seemingly unrelated words

"I'll plug my USB into your port~"

Oh god, what would their flirting sound like?

/j, I don't get to control SAPs "USB" after all

(On an important note, I can't find the SAP expression sheet, what happened?)

Nothing happened wdym

Just put in "sap exp" and it should be the only result

Huh nothing susp- WAIT A SECOND

"gimme dat USB daddy 🔌🔌🥴🥴🥴😫😫😍😍😍"

"I really just l~ I wanna USsee that long wire😏😏👅👅"

get the f**k out of bossfights

Data definitely doesn’t go to an “toy” store she just goes to the nearest best buy