*war looks up to you*

*Scoffs and continues to eat*

You know their parents and uncles are technically immortal, since they lived before life, if life would die, they wouldn't be affected

Him: You know son you can call me "Dad" every once in a while

Conquest looks like the normal one

Life: U sure about tat?
*Looks at war*

*Brutally eating the food and almost spitting in life's face*

War: I love this food!