im selling land on mars
now selling 50% cheaper!
only 100 per acre!
get this deal while it lasts because once its gone, its gone forever
*not liable for an inability to access the property. offer expires 12/08/2024(DD/MM/YYYY). terms and conditions apply. please check local laws before purchasing. also not liable for anyone that gets to your property and claims. refunds are allowed but under limited circumstances. checks and bills over $20 or an equivalent of that will not be accepted. bulk purchase will not be made. a maximum of 5 acres can be purchased at a time. wait period betwen purchases is ninety(90) days. must be 21+ before being able to purchase. any geographical features(mountains, craters, rocks, etc.) will add $20 per feature without tax. insurance on bases, landers, stations orbiting above, rovers, and what not are sold seperately. please consult an attourney before any legal action should take place.
satisfaction guaranteed or we will refund it!
call 999-888-1337 or email
[email protected]
(this ad is satire, and the number and email is also fake, lest you actually call that number or contact that email any angry response is not my fault.)