He's never gonna give you up

But that means he let me down :(

the astley paradox:

And that means he made me cry 😢 😭

he lent you down 🧠

Nah shut up, he will give it

1000+ creations and only 73 featured cant be talking

who's to say none of them were comments?

But he...let me down.

damn he got us

But I want up
And so I ask him
But in not giving me up he lets me down/

Unfunny x2

cry about

gastric

but that's my favorite

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

He can have it.

Rick Astley can never have children, since he'll have to pick them up at some point. But then, since he says "never gonna let you down," he is unfortunately unable to put the child down, effectively paralysing him for eternity.

He'll never let you down, tho

I call this the Astley paradox because if you ask him for up he will say no but that means he will let you down but he says he’s never gonna let you down creating a paradox (I didn’t make this)

downvotes for breaking chain

Let’s go gambling: Aw dang it