Bro! You ate my chinese food! ...I did not eat your Chinese food. Yes you did! Because there were 6 pieces of honey chicken, two egg rolls, and 5734 grains of rice! ... WHO THE HELL COUNTS THE RICE?!
...Ok, I respect what you're saying, but honestly, it is not meant to be directed towards you, this is supposed to be directed to those who need some tips to be a bit less annoying amongst their peers, in fact, what accomplishment do you get by saying this?
