Tuxedo Winnie The Pooh

Last one got straight to the point 💀

This genuinely made me laugh so hard. Thanks.

I, as a person, has a desire for studying the oval-shaped object called an egg that contains an unborn animal of a species typically similar to that of its parent. Animals that lay eggs include chickens, birds, fish, insects, turtles, lizards, reptiles, platypuses, and echidnas. Platypuses and echidnas are the only mammals in this blue-and-green planet called Earth that not only we humans live in, but also other animals, species, insects, arachnids, and many others that lay eggs. Did you know that eggs are going to be featured in an update in Imgflip one day? You want to know how I know? Ok. What is the most popular animal that lays eggs? Chickens. What are chickens a part of? Birds. What do birds sleep in? A nest. Where do birds build nests? A tree. What is the main part of a tree? The trunk. What is the trunk of a tree used to make? Paper. What do you get when you stick a bunch of written paper together? A book. What do you do to the pages to get to different pages of the book? You flip them. What on this website do you flip? Images. What is this website called? Imgflip.

Dam the last part tho

Commercially produced eggs are almost always unfertilized, i.e. they do not contain the potential to hatch into a chicken.

Notice how he says almost all eggs

There can be mistakes. Simply because they try to keep them unfertilized doesn't mean they succeed.

I was about to say that

I also fancy eating the unborn, but I pair them with pig cylinders

Thatveganteacher has joined the chat.

ah shi-

That's technically not true because the eggs weren't fertilized.

ไอ้นพมึงชอบยุ่งกับเมียชาวบ้านแบบนี้มึงอยู่ไม่สุขแน่นอนกูจะเอามึงให้ตายจน

"There's no laws against the chicken, Batman!"

ไอ้นพ ฟามหมูมึงชอบยุ่งกับเมียชาวบ้านมึงอยู่ไม่สุขแน่นอนกูจะเอามึงให้ถึงชีวิต

same

well, that one worse way to say it

egg

You ruined my whole look at eggs

Same.

I eat little babies!

Specify - devouring the unborn birds

Or reptiles, fish, platypi, or technically amphibians

Also

"I fancy" was enough

A vegan made this

I, as well, fancy devouring the unborn

When I was lonely 😭