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Even the livestock. BUT WAIT, didn’t God ALREADY kill every piece of livestock in plague #8?

Even the livestock. BUT WAIT, didn’t God ALREADY kill every piece of livestock in plague #8? | PASSOVER; BECAUSE LAMB'S BLOOD HELPS GOD KILL THE RIGHT KIDS | image tagged in atheism,jewish myth,you can't be serious,you can't fix stupid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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There's a carve out- the plague wouldn't impact any animal owned by an Israelites, Exodus 9:4.

But that does make me wonder how was God able to distinguish between which animals where owned by Egyptians and Israelites, but not able to hand the Angel of Death of list of names and addresses of people to not kill?
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Remember, God supposedly killed the Egyptian livestock in Plague #8 see Exodus 9:6. Then supposedly did it again, killing the firstborn of all Egyptian cattle in Plague #10 -- maybe cattle aren't livestock? The story tellers couldn't keep up with what they'd already written down.

So think about it: we're supposed to believe that God killed ALL Egyptian livestock -- all of it -- horses, donkeys, camels, flocks and then a few days/weeks later, killed only the firstborn of the cattle (which aren't livestock?). So what did the Egyptians eat? What pulled their chariots when they supposedly chased the Hebrews to the Red Sea?

The whole story is a joke.

Where are the millions of graves in the Sinai Desert? There were at least 2 million people in the initial generation that all had to die before the Israelites entered Canaan. The Hebrews didn’t cremate, so where in the Sinai are the graves of those 2 million people? That area is extremely dry so their bones, clothing, campfires, broken pottery shards, and bones of the millions and millions of sacrificed sheep and goats (150,000 at one time) would have been preserved.

Most scholars conclude the Exodus ever really happened, at least not in the way it’s been touted, written, re-written, and re-written again. Israelis have been searching for this evidence for 80+ years with no luck at all. There is zero evidence in Egypt (nor is it mentioned by any of Egypt’s enemies who would’ve loved to mention this sort of thing in their own histories) for any such event and you have to ask yourself why over 3 million people would wander around for 40 years or so in an area the size of Rhode Island? Of course, why go to "The Promised Land" when you have food falling from the sky every day to feed you.... You have to suspend any common sense for it to work.
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