Hunter Biden: Trust Me, I'm A Biden!

Hunter Biden’s daughter testifies as gun trial nears end
June 7, 2024
https://www.courthousenews.com/hunter-bidens-daughter-testifies-as-gun-trial-nears-end/

Facing three felonies, Hunter Biden is accused of purchasing and possessing a Cold Cobra .38 special revolver while using or being addicted to a controlled substance. Prosecutors say he lied on a federal form while purchasing the revolver on Oct. 12, 2018. Hunter Biden asserted on the form that he was drug-free and not addicted at the time, but prosecutors say bank receipts, text messages and his own memoir indicate otherwise.
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Firearms Transaction Record Form 4437
https://www.atf.gov/firearms/docs/4473-part-1-firearms-transaction-record-over-counter-atf-form-53009/download
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That’s brilliant. I’ll just buy guns in my dog’s name

Be sure to get your presumably MAGA pet(s) registered to vote, too!
Evidently this is possible for both dogs and cats, even if they're dead (like Democrat voters). Nobody checks the voter registration rolls too carefully these days.

Dog that's been dead 18 years receives voter registration form
March 27, 2018
https://www.khou.com/article/news/denver-dog-thats-been-dead-18-years-receives-voter-registration-form/285-531855119
Moco passed away in 2000. So imagine MaryAnn’s surprise when she found a letter addressed to her deceased dog sitting in the mailbox this week.

Deceased cat gets voter registration application in mail
July 11, 2020
https://apnews.com/article/fbcec393dc652a9ccdb2cc8aacb15895
Ron Tims said he checked his mail Wednesday and found a voter registration application addressed to Cody Tims — his cat, who died 12 years ago.
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too bad he weren't so doped up he'd shoot himself in the dick and blow his nuts off too.

Bad ASS JR. just like his DAD tough guy.

Unfortunately he already passed on his defective genetic material.

Now that I look really close... I THINK that's the same make and model as my everyday. 🤔

Re: "same make and model as my everyday"

In a previous comment I made (above), the gun is described thusly:
"Hunter Biden is accused of purchasing and possessing a Cold Cobra .38 special revolver"

The nice Hunter Biden/gun graphic posted here is from this article:

Hunter Biden trial: the evidence linking crack cocaine to a handgun in the bin
3 June 2024
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2024/06/03/hunter-biden-trial-crack-cocaine-handgun-in-bin/

[Book extract referenced in Court document]
“It was me and a crack pipe in a Super 8, not knowing which the f**k way was up. All my energy revolved around smoking drugs and making arrangements to buy drugs — feeding the beast. To facilitate it, I resurrected the same sleep schedule I’d kept in L.A.: never. There was hardly any mistaking me now for a so-called respectable citizen. Crack is a great leveler.”
Hunter Biden, Beautiful Things (2021) at 203, 208.
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I'm looking forward to his next book: "Now I'm Mostly Drug Free and Hardly Ever Get Stoned."

Sure looks like a Beretta mdl 84 in the pic I posted. 🤷🏼