Captain obvious explain the "Hush money" trial to a simpleton

526 views • 29 upvotes • Made by gearhead76 4 weeks ago in politics

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gearhead76
4 ups, 4w
Yes, I'm aware that I spelled Quiet wrong. Unfortunately, I already published the meme.
CharlesHobby1
4 ups, 4w, 1 reply
Upvoted. Excellent use of these meme templates . . . and also totally true.
gearhead76
1 up, 3w
Thank you sir...
CooCoo4CoCoPuffs
2 ups, 3w
JakkFrost
1 up, 3w
"Trying to sway the election" is far too vague an accusation, anyway. ALL presidential candidates are *actively* trying to sway an election every time they campaign.
XiaoJia
0 ups, 3w
An initial falsification of records is a misdemeanor, addititional falsification of records in furtherance of the initial falsification is a felony. Taken as a whole, the collection of individual incidents comprises a conglomerate criminal enterprise, elevates the first falsification of records to felony status. Look it up.

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That is NOT what he was charged with; Trump was charged with paying for a prostitute; But Trump payed Stormy $130k to stay quite; That was Cohen and he used his own money; They were working together on the Hush Money deal; Cohen's lawyer said Trump had no clue about the 130k deal; Trump committed a federal crime; Falsifying business records is a misdemeanor; He tried to sway the 2016 election which made it federal; The alleged crime took place in 2017. I don't care, it's still a federal crime; NY doesn't have jurisdiction on federal crimes and now you look like a clown but that's too obvious