If being sexy was a crime I would be put in the electric chair (not because I’m sexy but because I committed a few war crimes in South Asia)

She was told that she ain't hot

Did Einstein tell her that? Cause no wonder many people think he’s right!

if being sexy was a crime i would be the world's most innocent person

If being happy was a crime, I would be king of heaven

If anything, the police would owe her a shit ton of freedom despite her not bein' in any jail cell.

Bro just gave her the death sentence with that one :O

If commitment was a crime, then I'd want a life sentence.

Too relatable