practice ur roasting skills

The book of people who love you

the amount of braincells in your brain

The good humanity has done to earth

List of everyone that has every had a cruh on you (or me)

Crush(

Crush*

Reasons why you should kill yourself:

the amount of f**ks I give

Women’s rights

List of friends

The number of reasons why all countries are better then Canada

Successful Communist Countries

my self esteem

Collected truths of The Bible, Qur'an and Torah.

the bible has many truths. only thing that is true about you is that your life sucks.

Wow, did you use that same amount of coming to a conclusion without any confirming data to determine the accuracy of your Holy book?

Of course there are some truths to be found in just about anything but it wouldn't be a very good joke without the exaggeration. Cheers.

i ain't reading allat. didn't realize a delusional f**k wouldn't even read it for themselves and that science has their head all like a toy monkey.

by the way I'll prove to you that you are certainly wrong. and your thing of that perspective

I stopped believing in it because I read it cover to cover. It's a story a lot of former believers share. Your church elders are unlikely to highlight the most delusional parts.

The fact you won't read 2 sentences from somebody who challenges your thoughts says volumes.

skill issue 😪 💤

Your aptitudes

Non-clickbait videos on YouTube

list of people who asked

the book with no pages (sequel to the book with no pictures)

My Will To LIve

“Legitimate Reasons Taylor Swift is Good” by Hu Ast (pronounced who asked).

The book of things I have acheived in life

Your life

The amount of intelligence you have

The book of reasons why you should go to Del Taco

any bitches you have

the story of my life

The book of relationships I've had

Your dating history

"The Reasons for Caring About Hello Neighbor Lore"

how good your grammar is

The amount of people that care for me

World peace

The book of why lgbtq+ should be supported

We all hope that they find a cure

The book of Dad

The book of s wodr toilet haters who have watched at least 20 frames of the series

One page for me then.

my bitches