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Chuck Norris Joke #1 | I ONCE HAD A HEART ATTACK; MY HEART LOST | image tagged in memes,chuck norris,funny,meme,funny meme,funny memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
18,747 views 127 upvotes Made by Festive_Lord2.0 10 months ago in fun
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3 ups, 10mo,
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sonic how are you not dead | image tagged in sonic how are you not dead | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I heard he was supposed to die a long time ago, but death was too scared to tell him
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Aku Extra Thicc | THE HEART ATTACK | image tagged in aku extra thicc | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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You just got vectored | image tagged in you just got vectored | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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>:)
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poncel real
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You dead?
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this man built the hospital he was born in
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To put it in perspective, Goku's heart floored him for a few seasons.
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cars look both ways for this guy
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Damn
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Bro meme_Lord 2.0 you made a kid get off imgfilp dude why he was nice and did nothing to you yet you just started roasting him now he deleted his account because of it do why the f**k did you have to be hard on him dude and I hope you get all F on your assignments
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I have no interest in any random child whom I have had no dealings with. Furthermore, given your mention that the individual was a MINOR, it emphasizes that they were underage. If you provided me with an age, I would not have to elaborate so extensively on this matter. You are merely an individual residing in your mother's basement, apparently neglecting personal hygiene for the past three weeks. Until recently, I have refrained from engaging with anyone for about two months, with this interaction marking a significant deviation from that trend. It is quite presumptuous of you to accuse me of something I have not committed; it truly reflects your lack of insight. By the way, achieving an F in all my assignments is highly unlikely. It takes a substantial level of incompetence to reach such a result. I currently maintain B grades across various subjects, occasionally encountering a C grade. While I acknowledge that I have the capacity for improvement, I am actively striving for better academic performance. Despite not being exceptionally bright, I certainly do not fall to the level of idiocy displayed in your communication. It is quite surprising that you neglected to use any punctuation in your text, omitting essential pauses and divisions that aid in comprehension, such as periods and commas.
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bot.
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Did you really have a Myocardial Infarction?
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I have asthma
\have a good day
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They erased the Pencil's memory.
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I pray to chuck norris
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someone tried to shoot chuck norris. the bullet got scared and stopped halfway there
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Chuck Norris once missed a week of school, we call that "Spring Break"
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Waiiiit.

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I ONCE HAD A HEART ATTACK; MY HEART LOST